Buckle up, this is a long one, guys.
Would you go on a date if it included the following?
- video games
- margaritas infused with Coronas
- sharks and turtles
- empty beaches (with no sharks)
- heated pools and hot tubs
This weekend Amanda and I went away on a “babymoon” … and it involved all of the above. Since we weren’t fans of the term “babymoon”, we kept referring to the weekend as a really, really, long fun date. And it was. Since neither of us had ever been to the Hamptons before, we set off for Long Island for some R&R before Baby Dubbs.
We kicked things off on Friday, leaving work an hour early (already a fun date). We got to our hotel around dinner time and then headed off to a nearby Dave & Busters – a place Amanda has been wanting to go to since I’ve known her, but the closest ones have been outside of CT. Food, drinks and arcade games were not a bad way to spend a Friday.
After dinner, despite this amazing drink you see above, I managed to get behind the wheel in an immersive Mario Kart video game and beat Amanda in a head-to-head race. It was a photo finish and was one of the greatest moments of my life. This Coronarita may have made my feat seem more amazing than it actually was, but that’s okay. If you know Amanda, you know she is amazing at video games.
The rest of the night was spent playing hoops, air hockey, trivia, video games with giant guns, and the like.
The next day we got up early and headed to the Hamptons. Along the way we stopped at an aquarium where we were definitely the oldest people there without children. So, we really enjoyed ourselves. Our favorite exhibit was the shark tank.
I enjoyed guessing what the sharks’ voices would sound like in a Pixar film. This one: Kanye West. Who wouldn’t see that movie?
This was no ordinary day at the aquarium, I paid extra for us to see the butterfly farm. Big spender. It turns out, being in a confined room with a bunch of butterflies hovering around you is a lot scarier than it seems. Amanda really enjoyed it and remained calm, but I described it as feeling like you’re inside a screen saver. In truth, it was a really neat and memorable experience! Despite my irrational fear of gentle butterflies, I did manage to snap some pics.
I decided this fella would also be voiced by Kanye West.
After the aquarium, we stopped for lunch in the nice town of Southampton – where everything and everyone is really expensive. Now we’re getting the Hamptons experience! Amanda liked looking around in the swanky shops and trying on some classy outfits.
“Zack, it’s an Amanda…Panda!”
After lunch we reached Main Beach in the Hamptons, our final destination. I called ahead and rented out the entire beach for this special weekend. I assure you it’s not empty simply because it’s February. Don’t be ridiculous.
If you were on Main Beach on Saturday, you got to see our baby’s name! The old guy jogging with his dog had no idea how lucky he was to witness it.
But then, things took a turn. With impending fatherhood weighing on me, I suddenly decided to leave all my responsibilities behind and run away for good.
But, realizing I promised Amanda that I would take some bump pictures for her, I stopped. I also underestimated how much running would be involved in my escape.
Bump Pictures! Cue the montage music!
We capped the evening back at our hotel by spending some time in the pool and I was able to enjoy the hot tub too (Amanda stuck her feet in, just for a minute). Not a bad way to close the really, really awesome fun date!